I feel rather a lot like this at the moment…
I have an ever accumulating list of things to do and I refuse to do any of them. I’m pretty sure that by next week the world at large is going to start tapping their foot under a set of crossed arms and an unimpressed expression, but until then…

Oh god… You too? Good luck. Roll on the weekend *after* this one.
It’s nice to know I’m not alone!
I am awesome at ostriching! Thats how my tax didn’t get down for 8 years!
Taxes…that’s on my list of things I’m ignoring! I give myself a 6 month lead-in so I get them done on time…