We’re moved in properly, we have (almost) all the essentials
and we filled the spaces with chili garlic paste and tomato ketchup shortly afterwards.
We also put our wedding magnets up
every time I look at them I’m so pleased that people got us nice things like poo and condoms and a toilet (which is good joke because I have the world’s smallest bladder) and also an assortment of livestock that are making milk and poo and alpaca fur for lovely people who need them.
Our habit of naming everything has been scientifically verified so Alfred the Alpaca, Gerald, Gertrude and Ganymede the Goats and Wonky the Donkey (Batman named him in a fit of hysteria) are working overtime in far off lands.